Chicken
Jokes
Why
did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other
side
Why
did the rooster cross the road? To cockadoodle dooo
something
Why
did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard
the referee calling fowls
Why
did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't
chicken
Why
did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and
cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double-crosser
Why
didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road? Because
he didn't have enough guts
Why
did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the
other slide
Why
did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens
hadn't evolved yet
Why
did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell
station
Why
did the horse cross the road? Because the chicken
needed a day off